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From hellosmallideas
March 31, 2010, 21:31
Filed under: Uncategorized

A day in the life of the artist (David Sneeggen), slowly unveiled through the point of view of a seedless grape named Gregory.

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“Hi! My name is GREGORY and I’m a green grape. I am a green seedless grape, and there are many like me.”
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“But I am the only one named Gregory. I was born without a seed inside of me, but still I am unique and special.”
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“I guess that is why I was handpicked at the Tesco store by a foreign guy from Norway. He said: Hey, let’s get a pack of these green, seedless grapes. And, boy, was he in for a treat.”
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“He brought me home to his place and we had a lovely afternoon together.”
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“We enjoyed a microwaved tikka masala, and we both agreed it was the worst meal in all of Great Britain.”
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“Afterwards he played his guitar for me. He sang this strange song about a girl with Kaleidoscope eyes, and I tried my best to add some backing vocals. I fell asleep to the sound of his comforting songs, but when I woke up one hour later he was not the sweet Norwegian guy he was before.”
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“He had turned into this gruesome creature and I sat as I watched him gobble down pint after pint of chocolate milk.”
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“He was laughing mad now. Talking to himself. Singing.”
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“Drawing hideous pictures in all of his books.”
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“I screamed out! Stop it! Stop this nonsense!”
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“He threw the pack of seedless green grapes at the trash bin and I barely escaped as the box opened and I fell to the floor. He picked me up and flung me towards the trash bin.”
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“This time I hit the edge of the grape box and was sliced in two. Aah, the pain was excruciating and it took me 7 hours to die.”
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“Now I am sitting in grape heaven, looking down, and I can’t stop thinking that: Wow! What a miserable piece of sh-“

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…O_O

Comment by vivien

my first thought was to eat the stupid grape -.-

rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh. i wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
X.x x.X X.X x.x

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closed eyelids

Comment by `jiamin

haha i don’t know why he was holding hands with the grape instead of just popping it into his mouth!

don’t sleep, worrrk! :-)

Comment by zhree




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